i thought to myself, "surely you can't go through with this? and TODAY of all days!"
my inner self replied, "sacriligious! they're the ones walking into the church with Dunkin' Donuts iced coffees!"
so, FYI ladies, Jesus prefers Starbucks.
'I have done that,' says my memory. 'I cannot have done that' says my pride, and remains adamant. At last, memory yields. -Neitzsche