Betoots!

everyone should create their own word at least once (a month).

betoots (bĕ-toots)

-noun Slang
1. adventurous spirit
2. an uncanny ability to introduce new stimuli into a hackneyed environment at exactly the right time
3. the humble sense of humor required to make the most of the aforementioned ability

e.g. meet me at the train station and bring your betoots!

-interjection
1. a salutation or toast meaning: to the whimsical nature of the universe and my microscopic role in its criminally vulgar shyness

Keep Your Head

Maine joins the ignorant "majority".
murderers don't even need drivers licenses.
there are no miracles and there is no justice.

i choose to no longer identify myself as part of human race.
i'm cancelling my subscription to the collective conscious.

just throw me down the rabbit hole and be done with me.