Dear Diary: 03-09-08

... a short scene from the forthcoming made-for-TV-movie of my life story:

Roll the clip...

(Two men inside a small car as it pulls out of a major mall parking lot)
FREDD: Did you like the movie?
(long pause)
LOU: Yeah.
(long pause while the car veers around a sharp curve)
FREDD: I'm still not sure why Juno reminded Siobhan of me.
LOU: Huh.
FREDD: And a couple of other people have said that same thing.
LOU: I guess they are trying to tell you that you are a bitch.
FREDD: What? Juno wasn't a bitch. I liked her.
LOU: Exactly.
(very long pause)
FREDD: It must be because her scarf is like mine.
LOU: Yeah, I'm sure that's it.
(fade out as car goes around a sharp curve and disappears from view, errant seagulls caw in the background)