i've been poisoned twice so far this year

the first time was H'Ween.
(i made it all the way until October for the first attempt!)
i'm sure someone at Jamie's party put something in my drink(s). Jamie was dressed as Eve (although i thought she was Tinker Bell until she put the snake back on), and there is that whole poison apple thing.
OK- so it wasn't a poison apple, just a forbidden one and i didn't even eat an apple.
But i WAS definitely poisoned!

the second time was the night before T-Day.
I had dinner with Rick at the Tavern that evening and i'm almost 100% sure that Tess put some Visine or Liquid Plumber in my onion ring batter.
OK- maybe she had someone else do it.

i guess the good news is that it's December, so perhaps i've reached my annual quota of attempts on my life (or at least on my health).
although if you look for a pattern, perhaps i should skip X-Mas...