grommets?

she's got to go- Susie Smith has to get voted off Survivor.

i thought for sure she was going last week; when she somehow squeaked by i thought she would definitely get voted off last night.

nope.

she's still there.

it's not that i dislike her personality (a bit high-strung) or her playing style (erratic).

it's those damn double smears on the front of her dusty pink blouse.

it's like she wipes all the filth of the island onto her breasts- every week they get blacker and shinier.

i shudder every time i look at them.

it's like she's blacktating!

please send Susie home... please send Susie home... please send Susie home...